Posted 17 hours ago

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Posted 17 hours ago

bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome

Posted 1 day ago
  1. taco bell employee: how are you today?
  2. me: crunchwrap supreme
Posted 1 day ago

shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

Posted 2 days ago

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: doutzenkros)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

Posted 2 days ago

leiomano:

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

image

(Source: chorkies)

Posted 3 days ago
herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

(Source: humortrain)

Posted 3 days ago

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

sexhaver:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

everything about this post is a trainwreck

(Source: culturistjack)