Posted 1 week ago

funnyonline:

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

this is some well-worded stuff

Posted 1 week ago

princessbrat7:

Y’all love to pretend that defending your shitty friends don’t make you shit too. Lol

Posted 1 week ago

nifflerstorm:

fuckingrapeculture:

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my-name-is-long:

funsizedcake:

cringepics:

wow

im gonna puke

I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

- Mod D.

"don’t be a slut"

"have sex with me"

Posted 1 week ago

http://dion-thesocialist.tumblr.com/post/97422111573/blacksupervillain-littlecatlady-lyndez

blacksupervillain:

littlecatlady:

lyndez:

caseyanthonyofficial:

babygirlminaj:

taylor swift said blue ivy is cute for a black baby…

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OH NO

“I don’t mean black baby’s aren’t cute I just mean she’s one of the cuter ones” Said Taylor Swift while digging her…

Posted 1 week ago

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

(Source: jape-art)

Posted 1 week ago
25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

Posted 1 week ago

misandry-mermaid:

selfcareafterrape:

Respecting a survivor’s sense of self is really the biggest thing- and as always, Support and Affirm Worth.

I hope you guys are having a fabulous Wednesday, and as always, take care of yourselves <3

I have a follower who asked about this recently so I hope she sees this.

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randomfandomteacher:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

When accompany my mom she always makes me ask, I know what the answer will be but she won’t stop until I ask; it’s embarrassing. Sometimes I pretend to ask and tell her, “they said no”

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

Posted 1 week ago