Posted 9 hours ago
st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

Posted 10 hours ago

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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Posted 1 day ago
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via dahlia—noir)

(Source: traffic-jam-session)

Posted 1 day ago

How to tell if a blog is trash

tsunglasses:

smokeweebeveryday:

tsunglasses:

  1. Anime icon

Okay but consider this: fuck you

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Posted 1 day ago

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

Posted 1 day ago

googlebus:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

that cat is trying to EAT YOU

(Source: oddhour)

Posted 1 day ago

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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(Source: beastector)

Posted 1 day ago

They’re so mean to Zach😒😞😣

Posted 1 day ago

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna)

Posted 2 days ago